Day 14. Co-worker's office. Here is the exact email she sent to everyone in my department, but was definitely directed to me and me alone: "I have a few Turtle bars in my office. If you would like one please help yourself!"

Day 14. Break room. I know people are now intentionally messing with my head.

Day 13. My office. Happily following along with my online suffering, my co-workers have taken the time to come into *my* office now with treats just to tempt me (i.e. with Jenny Heroman's Oreo birthday cake). I'm processing their termination paperwork immediately.