Day 18. Frame shop. Now why is it necessary to have a big bowl of candy at a frame shop?
Day 15. COE Student Luncheon Ceremony. Look what turned out to be our thank you gifts: a personalized tumbler coffee mug full of little blasphemes.
Day 14. Co-worker's office. Here is the exact email she sent to everyone in my department, but was definitely directed to me and me alone: "I have a few Turtle bars in my office. If you would like one please help yourself!"